Song lyrics are laser engraved on handmade, 4" x 4" cork squares.
Made in United States of America

Greatest Hits:

• "hit me with your pet shark"
• "she's a good girl / loves her mama /loves cheez-its
  and america too"
• "hold me closer /tony danza"
• "sweet dreams are made of cheese /who am i to disagree"
• "shake it /like a polar bear ninja"
• "on a dark desert highway /cool whip in my hair"

Classic Rock

• "on a dark desert highway /cool whip in my hair"
• "got mud on your face / you big disgrace / kicking your cat / all over the place"
• "i'll never leave / your pizza burnin'"
• i wanna hold your ham /"i wanna hold your ham / i wanna hold your ham"
• "there's a bothroom on the right"
• "i've got / two chickens to paralyze"

The 80s:

• like a virgin / touched for the 31st time"
• "rock the cat spa / rock the cat spa"
• "i want a new truck / one that won't make me sick"
• "i left some brains / down in africa""she's a good girl /loves her mama /loves cheez-its
  and america too"
• "she was a fax machine / she kept her modem clean"